OMC is our acronym for Old Man Coffee. It's simple, elegant, a bit furtive, and it's easy to say without teeth. Okay, we all still have our teeth. But remember, we're in training and we know that beauty is fleeting.
The "How" of how we got together is simple: We are like-minded men from our late twenties to later thirties (the late thirties guy is our OMC Sage...and a psychotherapist, which just makes things totally more fun and interesting). We are like-minded: all fairly analytical, prone to solving problems, curious, and decidedly pragmatic on just about everything. We also think we're really funny.
We don't really have a lot of free time because we all still work (one HUGE difference between OMC and a real group), so we eat up these occasions like feral wolves. We put time and attention in selecting just the right location, usually based off of a hard science known as "Old Man Appeal" or "Old Man Potential."
Now, by writing all this, we are not staking claim to inventing the idea of old men drinking coffee, engaging in wild, lengthy, and often circular discussion. That would not only be ridiculous, but we'd also be chin-deep in hubris. And that's just not good for anybody, especially when you're the one who ends up getting smote (
yep, that's the past tense of "smite" for those of you keeping score).
The other day, for example, I was traipsing through our little town and had to make a stop into an office copy-shipping store. This place (rhymes with "Dead-X-Plinkos") is on the top floor of an otherwise vacant building that used to be a fast food haven for college students. As I walked into this place I was surprised to see there, in a relative darkness of desertion, a group of three men who were sitting with their cups of coffee talking about (wait...wait for it! YES!): The Great Depression! And! gardening and raising animals for food during it! Oh yes, these guys were good. Big leagues for sure.
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Yes, I was so inspired that I took their picture. |
As I walked the stairs up to Fed-Mex Grinkos I paused to absorb this moment like a dry, thirsty sponge dropped into a bucket of warm water. My eyes closed, head tilted back slowly toward the sky, and that's when I let out an inaudible sigh and savored the moment - a true Old Man Coffee sighting. Life is good.
Alas, appreciating such things on the surface is only so good. We need to dig deeper, figure out this art form from the canvas to every drop of paint. If we are going to get it right, we need to know the ingredients.
Let's dissect this.
1. This place was barren. This building did not have a place to make nor serve coffee. Yet, they found a way.
2. Why? What unseen force guided these three men, each with sooo many trips around the sun to confluence on this day...to speak of such a time now reserved for an exclusive minority of one of our time's most tested generations.
3. This took planning. Why here? How the hell did they decide that this was where they would meet? Why that day? (It was a Friday). I must know!
But these aren't questions we could necessarily ask these old men. Could you imagine how that would go over? We could do some qualitative research by hosting focus groups and such but that...well, yeah. We're not going to do that.
We must learn from a higher form of education: experience. We must apprentice.
But we also realize as we train that there are no rules, only precedents. The question is, whether or not we should follow those precedents and attempt to embalm the art form (you know, kinda like English teachers attempted to do while grading the grammar and syntax of all those papers you wrote...that worked out well, btw.) Or, do we blaze the way to a future which, one day, when we are all truly old men, will be more realistic of our lives and surroundings?
If my ethereal thinking is clouding my point (likely), here it is more simply: We love information, like it fast, and now now now. I should also mention that at least two of us have A.D.D. while the other two follow along like a second language. 3/4 of us are loyal, brazen, and morally superior MAC users (and you know what that means!). One of the guys basically speaks binary for God's sake. It's unlikely that any of these aforementioned qualities (and these are just a few) resemble anything close to old men like those I mentioned earlier. We grew up in a different time and we embrace the hell out of it. Will this taint the artistic value of what we seek to do?
What do we do?